In the bag

Posted by on April 20, 2015 in Blog, Living today | 4 comments

Leather bag in a crochet combination and wooden carrying handle/varga.halec/flickr

Leather bag in a crochet combination and wooden carrying handle/varga.halec/flickr

I belong to the category of person who always has to have a handbag with them. I know this is perfectly normal behaviour, indeed common to the majority of women. But it seems to me that in recent times things have got a lot more complicated in regards to ‘the clutch’. It seems that now there are as many handbag sizes, styles, colours and shapes as there are people to carry them. There are satchels, holdalls, mini rucksacks, duffel bags, bucket bags and cloth bags all masquerading as handbags. There are countless brands for each design, and somehow I am supposed to choose.

Each week in my Sunday newspaper magazine (remember them?) there is a page of the most wanted five objects. Very often this list will contain a desirable, expensive, exclusive handbag. Sometimes the newspaper runs a prize draw; send in your email address and you have the chance to win a highly coveted object. This could well be a handbag. I gaze at the shiny picture, imagine running my hands over the soft, supple beige/red/black/green/white leather – white? Who on earth has a white handbag? I come back down to earth with a bump. The item in question apparently costs £1500, so even if I did win it I couldn’t possibly use it, I’d have to frame it behind glass in case it got damaged.

Even when you’ve chosen the style, colour and price bracket, it doesn’t end there. What about the mobile? Does the bag have a handy exterior pocket for parking my phone, and if I leave it there will someone whisk it out of said pocket as I stand on the Tube, squeezed against a host of other people? But if I leave it safely zipped up inside then I’ll never hear it ring and will no doubt miss that extremely important call I have been waiting for.

Then, of course, there is the knotty problem of owning several handbags, something that fills me with dread. Because for me the trouble with having even more than one handbag lies in the tricky area of transferring the contents from one to the other. I simply don’t know how the rich and famous do it – whenever they are out and about they are always pictured carrying a different bag, setting the bar for the latest brand. Perhaps they have several duplicate sets of everything so there is never any need to transfer anything at all. Does this include purses and credit cards, I wonder?

This situation is further compounded when one is faced with the challenge of moving the contents from a larger bag to a smaller one. At this point difficult decisions need to be made regarding exactly what is going with you and what is staying behind. It becomes a sort of miniature version of packing for a holiday, yet seems to take just as much time. Anyway, I make my decision and sally forth, handbag over my arm. It seems that barely five minutes have passed before I realise with horror that a vital piece of equipment essential for modern day living is laughing at me from the depths of the handbag left abandoned back home.

Yes, it’s the front door key.


  1. Liked this article very much. I remember a cartoon
    of a woman having a clutch bag and not being
    able to fit into it her chunky feminist diary!
    From Sourcream comics xxx love Helen

  2. Love this article. I am a bagaholic, however, I too usually manage to leave behind in the transfer something important. Try the credit card holders, which can be most embarrassing at the checkout, or perhaps the nail file: every girl needs one! Relocating home from a stint in Asia I was moved to reconsider my addiction when the removalist packing our worldly goods remarked that he would need a larger carton for my treasured bags. I decided a much-loved camel leather bucket bag would be my mainstay with the others in reserve. Stuck to this until my darling husband presented me with a stunning new bag for my birthday surprise! “Thought you needed a different bag darling, you seem to be using just the one”! Oh dear!!

  3. I usually visit different fashion stores with my wife on weekends. It allows me to observe the choice of ladies and the latest trends, the handle bags have certainly become a part of a women’s wardrobe. Brands ranging from Chloe to Gucci have given luxury from teenage girls to grannies. I found a similar blog that provided healthy information about these bags you can check it here-
    Recently, I gifted a handle bag to my wife which she found very handy & attractive. I was keen to look for the best possible options in the market and it has certainly paid off. I do feel that its good for ladies to update themselves for the latest trends of this industry to prevent them from malfunctioning wardrobe.

    • Couldn’t agree with you more about the importance of handles on bags, be they Prada or Poundstretcher. But I am a bit suspicious about your motives and what you consider to be ‘malfunctioning wardrobe’. In fact I think you’re one of these men who likes his partner to have a substantial handbag so he doesn’t have to carry anything himself – wallet, keys, even newspapers all find their way in to it. Manbags can be handy and attractive too!

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