Anticipatory withdrawal symptoms were already kicking in – the sweats, the hallucinations, the cravings.

Nothing like an interplanetary gong – I challenge readers to find similar cosmic awards.

..and Instagram was a twinkle in an unborn Mark Zuckerberg’s eye

This arrangement was politically expedient for the government as this land was disputed territory between Argentina and Chile.

We were happy with our offspring promising to grow strong and tall in the greenwood and be supple like the elm