There are possible similarities to that part of Wandsworth where the Wandle, our local river. enters the Thames.

Why do I become restless after a month in a single place, unbearable after two?’

I am not sure what the collective noun is for dames – a dazzle perhaps?

Clearly the story of the Three Little Pigs had not yet been written in the 17th century

bared half of one buttock to reveal a bleeding tattoo of a bat flying across a yellow moon.