It could be Chanel No.5, it could be roast chicken, but I’m not the only one whose memories are unlocked by smells.

There is no rhyme or reason about teeth: but why can’t I have strong white ones?

Offered the choice between a tab of speed or a cup of Earl Grey, the cuppa would probably win. How times have changed.

Who can say what will cement the relationship between father and daughter? But I certainly didn’t envisage it would be a TV series called Big Rich Texas.

Hearing needs to be treasured, ’cause it’s a hell of a thing to lose – at any age.