The noise serves as a distraction and you follow it up by apologising loudly to all and sundry

The National Union of Journalists’  Black Members’ Council holds a prestigious annual Claudia Jones Memorial Lecture every October, during Black History Month, to honour Jones and celebrate her contribution to Black-British journalism.

Let’s call it what is is: climate breakdown

She cleaned a blocked fuel line with her hat pin and used her garter as insulation material.